No prologue necessary. Sensitive antis: take a hike.
1. That baby could be the next Gandhi!
That baby could also be the next Jeffrey Dahmer or "Jersey Shore" cast member.
2. How would you feel if you were aborted?!
.....I wouldn't.
3. Pick on someone your own size!
Bring it on, similarly-sized anti.
4. Keep your legs closed!
Everyone has sex. Even priests. With small children.
5. Babies are miracles/blessings!
Not to the women who end up killing their children -- you know, somewhat less legal than abortion. Also, we all know where babies actually come from, and it can be pretty unmiraculous.
6. I will help you raise your baby!
No you won't. When have you even given your address and phone number to a pregnant woman for free child care? Oh right, you only give out that information about clinic staff so your anti friends can stalk them.
7. Your baby wants to see your face!
Eh. I'm not sure babies actually want to be born. It's a frightening experience for them. That's why they scream bloody murder. The real world is noisy and freezing.
8. I don't want my tax dollars to pay for abortions!
Yeah, well MY tax dollars pay for wars and bailouts for shoddy industries, but it's something I have to deal with.
9. I regret my abortion!
Your bad. Most women don't.
10. The government is Socialist!
Really? Awesome.
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