Because it's too cold to write anything of substance.
"Abortion stops a beating heart
Well, yes. Generally, that's the idea.
"Smile! Your mom chose life!"
I'll smile because she was able to CHOOSE, and if she had chosen otherwise, I wouldn't hold it against her at all, not to mention, I wouldn't have known the difference.
"Take my hand, not my life." (Accompanied by a photo of a fetal hand)
I'm not sure that's possible.
"It's a child, not a choice."
It's a fetus AND a choice!
Wham! is back?!
"Abortion hurts women."
Wrong. YOU hurt women, douchebag.
"Adoption, not abortion"
"Don't abort me!"
I won't, stock image kid, age 2.
"Pretend I'm a tree and save me!"
I don't want a tree growing in my uterus, either.
"I'm pro-life. Ask me why."
I'd imagine it's because you're a self-righteous, misguided misogynist asshole.
I think I need to stop now because I'm sick of Googling slogans to jog my memory.