A quickie post today! I thought I would point you guys to some of my favorite Onion articles relating to abortion. There are tons, but these ones in particular I've always found funny from my Abortioneer perspective.
Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion-Clinic Attack
Supreme Court Agrees To Disagree On Abortion Issue
(As if THAT would ever happen)
I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!
New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion