The Great Macy's Fourth of July Abortion Sale: Get 'em while you can! (offer valid only in Mississippi until 7/11/2012)

This is actually a breadline, not a bank run or a premodern Black Friday. But when I thought about it, the breadline matched the vibe of the...

Tax time

Sorry, I know you've seen this one before. It's just so apt.  Did you file your taxes on time? I did, but just barely, because unlik...