Don't Stop Me Now

Today, I'm gonna have myself an abortioneery time
I feel sad that ladies in this countryyyyyy
Are pregnant in their vag-ees
And they don't want to be, they don't want to
'Cause their birth control failed or they got raped (etc)

I'm an abortioneer defending women's righhhhttts
Like Michael Steele defying the laws of loghahaiiiic
I'm an escort passing by anti protestors
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

Until Stupak came along Yeah!
Amending bills late at night
That's why they call him anti Women's Rights
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a real Democratic man out of you

Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time
Enjoying my legal rights - don't stop me now
If you need an abortion, just give us a call!
Don't stop us now ('Cause we're having a good time)
Don't stop us now (Yes we're having a good time)
We don't want to stop at all!

I'm a laminaria dilating your cervix
Oh seaweed is cool
I am a doctor who performs abortions
I am a counselor ready to help
Like a yolk sac about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through money Yeah!
Two hundred dollars
That's why you should donate to a local fund
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make an abortioneer out of you

Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me havin legal rights legal rights
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh Alright
I'm burning through money Yeah!
Two hundred dollars
That's why you should donate to a local fund
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make an abortioneer out of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm not having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop at all

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La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!....